Friday, March 27, 2015

That Guy

Reaching those at the margins
Mark 1:40-45
A leper came to Jesus and kneeling down begged him and said, “If you wish, you can make me clean.” Moved with pity, he stretched out his hand,  touched him, and said to him, “I do will it. Be made clean.” The leprosy left him immediately, and he was made clean. Then, warning the him sternly, he dismissed him at once.  He said to him, “See that you tell no one anything, but go, show yourself to the priest  and offer for your cleansing what Moses prescribed; that will be proof for them.” The man went away and began to publicize the whole matter. He spread the report abroad so that it was impossible for Jesus to enter a town openly. He remained outside in deserted places, and people kept coming to him from everywhere.

             Have you ever heard of St. Damien of Molokai, also known as the “leper priest”?  He has an amazing story, so amazing that they even made a movie of it.  In 1873 he volunteered to work on the Hawaiian island of Molokai, which was a leper colony.  He built hospitals, clinics, churches and some 600 coffins for those who died of leprosy.  12 years later, in 1885, he contracted leprosy himself and died that same year.  You may have heard that part of the story, but here’s something you probably don’t know.

             Shortly after Damien died, a Presbyterian minister named Rev. Hyde wrote a scathing criticism of Damien and his work on Molokai.  Damien, however, was defended by the famous writer Robert Lewis Stevenson; that would be like John Grisham coming to your defense or writing your eulogy!  Stevenson’s rebuttal of Rev. Hyde is so eloquent, I want to share a portion of it, even though it’s a little long.  He wrote to Hyde: “But sir, we have failed, and another has succeeded; we have stood by, and another has stepped in; we sit and grow bulky in our charming mansions, and a plain, uncouth peasant steps into the battle, under the eyes of God, and succors the afflicted, and consoles the dying, and is himself afflicted in his turn and dies up on the field of honor.”  Then, Stevenson concludes: “If that world at all remember you, on the day when Damien shall be named a saint (which would happen 100 year later), it will be in virtue of [your] one work: your letter [criticizing Damien].”  In other words, you’ll go down in history as just “that guy” who complained about a saint. Don’t be “that guy.”  You see, saints always seek those who sit at the margins of society, like lepers, and they even give a footnote in history to their detractors, like Rev. Hyde.

            This is exactly what Jesus does in the gospel today as he seeks those segregated by society.  A leper approaches Jesus and requests that he heal him.  But did you notice how Jesus healed the man?  He did exactly what he should NOT have done: he touched him.  In the first reading from Leviticus, Moses expressly tells the people that lepers should be expelled from the camp and never touched.  But Jesus comes precisely to seek the lost and the lonely, the ostracized and the outcasts, those who live on the fringes and those who are forgotten.  And when Jesus touched the leper, he didn’t just remove his uncleanness, he also brought him back from the margins into the heart of society, like St. Damien touched the lepers of Molokai and made them feel loved and accepted.

            Last week someone sent me this little joke.  A lawyer, a doctor and a priest went hunting together.  They came upon a big buck and all three of them shot simultaneously.  The buck dropped dead and the three men rushed to see who shot it.  They noticed there was only one bullet hole, and started arguing about who hit it.  A few minutes later the game officer came by and asked what the problem was.  The doctor explained the reason for the debate.  The officer took one look at the deer and said with complete confidence: “It was the pastor who shot the buck!”  They asked, “How do you know that?”  He said, “Easy.  The bullet went in one ear and other the other.”  But do you know why some Sunday sermons go in one ear and other the other?  I believe it’s when we priests, like Stevenson said, “sit and grow bulky in our charming mansions while plain, uncouth peasants step into the battle.”  In other words, sermons go stale when we priests don’t practice what we preach, and seek those at the margins of society.  You see, soul stirring sermons are only given by saintly pastors who care for the most “unclean” in their congregations.

             My friends, we cannot all go to Molokai and work with lepers to make them feel accepted, but there are people at the edges of our lives, and we can reach out to them.  There’s no better example of this than Pope Francis.  He’s constantly calling Catholics to seek those at the “peripheries” (the edges, the margins) – the refugees and immigrants, the homosexuals, the divorced and remarried, the mentally ill and those in prison.  Aren’t these people the modern-day "lepers" who live “outside the camp” and whom we feel dare not touch?  But they are precisely the people who merit our special attention and love.  There may be people in our own circle of family and friends whom we’ve pushed to the edges of our hearts.  Sometimes, those who are farthest from our hearts, live under the same roof.  Pray for them at this Mass, and find a way to reach out to them today.  And by the way, may I sincerely apologize if there’s anyone in this parish who feels I’ve ignored or neglected them?  No one should feel they are on the peripheries of Immaculate Conception Church, but rather at the heart of this parish community, and in the heart of this pastor.

             You know, in the end we only have two options in life; there are only two kinds of people in the world.  We can either be like the saints and seek those segregated by society, or we can be like “that guy” who complains about and criticizes the saints.  Don’t be “that guy.”  But, don’t worry, even if you are “that guy,” you will still get a footnote in the history books.


            Praised be Jesus Christ!

The Law of Luck

Believing God’s love rules the world
 Mark 7:31-37     
          Jesus left the district of Tyre and went by way of Sidon to the Sea of Galilee, into the district of the Decapolis.  And people brought to him a deaf man who had a speech impediment and begged him to lay his hand on him. He took him off by himself away from the crowd.  He put his finger into the man’s ears and, spitting, touched his tongue; then he looked up to heaven and groaned, and said to him, “Ephphatha!” (that is, “Be opened!”) And immediately the man’s ears were opened, his speech impediment was removed, and he spoke plainly.  He ordered them not to tell anyone.  But the more he ordered them not to, the more they proclaimed it.  They were exceedingly astonished and they said, “He has done all things well.  He makes the deaf hear and the mute speak.”


            Today is Friday the 13th!  Some people believe today is unlucky.  Raise your hand if you think today is “unlucky.”  In fact some people think the number 13 is bad luck.  So, if you’re in an elevator in a very tall building, you’ll notice there is no button for the 13th floor.  The buttons go directly from 12 to 14.  But even though they call it “the 14th floor” it’s still the 13th level of the building!  Other people try to avoid bad luck by “knocking on wood.”  Have you ever seen anyone do that?  When people say something bad COULD happen, they quickly knock on wood to avoid any bad luck.  Of all the people who play sports – basketball, volleyball, cricket – who are the most superstitious?  Baseball players!  If baseball players are winning games, they keep wearing the same uniforms without washing them, even their socks and underwear.  It’s very gross.  We do all these silly things to avoid any bad luck and to find some good luck.  We believe that the “law of luck” rules the world.

             In the gospel today Jesus cures a man who couldn’t hear very well.  But then Jesus does something very funny.  What did he do?  He tells the people not to tell anyone about the miracle.  If I had done a miracle, I would want it broadcast on the Evening News, or at least be a Sportscenter Top 10 Plays!  But not Jesus.  Why not?  Because he didn’t want people to believe in luck, but rather in love, in his Father's love.  God loves everyone in the world, not just those who were lucky enough to be in the house where Jesus was that day.  You see, Jesus wanted to teach the people that the “law of love” rules the world – that God loves each and every person – not the law of luck, just for the lucky few who “won the lottery” and were cured that day.

             Boys and girls, be careful how often you use the word, “luck,” and believe things that happen to us are good luck or bad luck.  We say, “Man, I was lucky I hit that 3-point shot to win the game!”  Or, “I sure am lucky my parents send me to Christ the King School.”  Some people even say, “It’s better to be lucky than good!”  Without realizing it, we begin to believe in the “law of luck.”  But what really rules the world is the “the law of love.”  God loves each and every person in the world: the rich AND the poor, the smart AND the really smart, the Cowboys AND the Indians (especially the Indians)!  I have a dear friend who often tells me, “God has a plan, and we have to be patient.”  She’s telling me that God’s plan is a plan of love, and when we're patient, we can see that his plan is slowly unfolding when good things happen and even when bad things happen; God loves us no matter what is happening to us.  It's better to be loved than lucky.  The “law of love” rules the world.

            Today is Friday the 13th.  Now, how many of you think today is unlucky?


            Praised be Jesus Christ!

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Birds and the Bees

Discovering the true picture of love
Genesis 2:18-25

The LORD God said:  “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a suitable partner for him.” So the LORD God cast a deep sleep on the man, and while he was asleep, he took out one of his ribs and closed up its place with flesh. The LORD God then built up into a woman the rib that he had taken from the man. When he brought her to the man, the man said: “This one, at last, is bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh; this one shall be called ‘woman,’ for out of ‘her man’ this one has been taken.” That is why a man leaves his father and mother and clings to his wife, and the two of them become one flesh.

             One of the most ironic things about the Catholic Church – and quite frankly, a little irritating too – is how much we talk about “love."  And yet all our church leaders are celibate men!  Does that strike anyone else as a little odd??  We tell you whom you can marry and whom you cannot marry (gay marriage is out).  We tell people they have to get an annulment after a divorce, before they can get remarried.  We even tell people what they can and cannot do in the BEDROOM – no contraception and use Natural Family Planning.  In fact, at Immaculate Conception School, it’s a priest and a pediatrician who give the “Birds and the Bees Talk” to the 6th grade boys.  This year it is going to be Fr. Andrew, so mark your calendars!  People may rightly ask: “What could celibate priests possibly know about love and sex??”  Doesn’t celibacy undermine our credibility to talk about love?

             That would certainly be true except for one fact: priests don’t drink deeply a draught of human love, but we do drink deeply of divine love.  Or, changing the metaphor: you can wade into the river of love at its lower levels, or you can climb up to the peak from where it cascades down, and swim in the pool of God’s love.  You see, love is not first and foremost a human thing; it is first a divine thing.  In other words, love’s truest picture is God’s love, and in comparison to that, human love looks like a photo-negative.  God's love is what celibate priests try to experience and share.

             In the first reading from Genesis, God says, “It is not good for the man to be alone, I will make a suitable partner for him.”  Critics of Catholicism will quickly say, “Ha!  See, priests should be married; the Bible says so!”  Not so fast.  Jesus will complete what his Dad said in Genesis by adding, “Some will be celibate for the sake of the Kingdom of heaven” (Mt. 19:12).  In other words, some (meaning priests) will be celibate so they can teach others what love is like in its homeland of heaven, in the Kingdom of heaven.  You see, love is not what we think it is; love is what God thinks it is.  If you want to know what love is, ask someone who knows what God thinks.

             Would you please raise your hand if there’s someone you struggle to love?  Yeah, that would be pretty much the whole human race.  So, how will you know how best to love other people?  There are tons of self-help books and transcendental gurus lining the bookstore shelves.  Or you can swim up the river of love to its source, to gaze at the true picture of Love, that is, at God’s love.  And do you know what you’ll find when you get there?  Someone has already gotten there before you.  But don’t worry, we priests have been waiting for you!  Jump in, the water feels great!


            Praised be Jesus Christ!

A Test for Two

Remembering we’re not alone in temptations
Genesis 2:15-17

The LORD God then took the man and settled him in the garden of Eden, to cultivate and care for it. The LORD God gave man this order: “You are free to eat from any of the trees of the garden except the tree of knowledge of good and evil.  From that tree you shall not eat; the moment you eat from it you are surely doomed to die.”

             For 3 years I taught Latin at St. Joseph Catholic School in Fayetteville, and I loved every minute of it!  In fact teaching was my back-up plan in seminary, in case this priesthood gig didn’t work out.  My Plan B was to become a college philosophy professor, marry a good Catholic girl and have 20 kids.  Unfortunately Michelle Dugger was Baptist, so my priestly vocation was pretty safe!  As a teacher, I loved to give popquizzes, but my students hated it.  I tried to comfort them by explaining: do you know who is really being tested every time a student takes a test?  It’s not only the student; it’s also the teacher.  I don’t give a test just to see all of you fail, because that means I’ve also failed as a teacher.  A great teacher is best measured by the greatness of his or her students.  You see, every test is take by the student AND the teacher.

            In the first reading from Genesis we hear about the very first test that human students ever had to take.  (Remember the angels had already been tested.)  Genesis says, “The Lord God gave man this order (really this test): ‘You are free to eat from any of the trees of the garden except the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.  From that tree you shall not eat; the moment you eat from it you are surely doomed to die.”  Adam and Eve probably saw that test like my Latin students saw my popquizzes, thinking: “That’s easy for him to say, he’s the teacher!  He’s not the one being tested and tempted!”  But good teachers care about test results as much as students.  And the best teachers care about test results even more than their students.  And to show that every test is taken by two, God sent his Son to take the same test as Adam and Eve, and to die on the Cross – the true tree of the knowledge of good and evil.  Every test is taken by two.

             You know, being a teacher has taught me that in all my tests and temptations, I am not alone.  Oh, I’m not talking about taking the SAT or the GRE, but rather all the daily popquizzes that we face constantly: when our trust is tested hearing a loved one has cancer; when our patience is tested when someone cuts us off in traffic; when our joy is tested dealing with depression or dementia; when our faith is tested seeing scandals and sins in the Church.  When you take all these tests, know that you are not alone.  The divine Teacher is also being tested, and he wants you to pass this test even more than you do, so he’ll give you all the grace you need to succeed.  If you don’t believe me, just look at the Cross.  Every great teacher is measured by the greatness of his students.


            Praised be Jesus Christ!

The Butler Did It

Giving God the glory
Genesis 1: 27-31

God created man in his image; in the divine image he created him; male and female he created them. God blessed them, saying: “Be fertile and multiply; fill the earth and subdue it. Have dominion over the fish of the sea, the birds of the air, and all the living things that move on the earth.” God also said: “See, I give you every seed-bearing plant all over the earth and every tree that has seed-bearing fruit on it to be your food; and to all the animals of the land, all the birds of the air, and all the living creatures that crawl on the ground, I give all the green plants for food.” And so it happened. God looked at everything he had made, and he found it very good.

             Every now and then, we do something really spectacular.  But to whom do we give the credit for the achievement?  Did you watch the Superbowl?  Malcolm Butler made a stunning interception to give the Patriots the victory.  I think he was almost as surprised as everyone else, and on the sidelines, he kept looking up and pointing to heaven, as if to say, “God made this possible.”  One headline read, “The Butler did it!”  But the Butler blamed God; he gave God the glory.  A couple of weeks ago, the No. 1 male tennis player, Novak Djokovic, won his fifth Australian Open.  He’s affectionately called “The Joker,” and I love to watch him play.  But I hate to watch him win!  He basks in the adulation of the crowds, and seems to hoard all the glory for himself.  I’m sorry if I’m too hard on the Joker.  But when we do something great, who gets the glory?

             The first reading from Genesis is the account of creation, and God also does something pretty great.  He creates everything with his divine bare hands, and then Genesis says: “God looked at everything he had made and found it very good.”  But, you know, God really wasn’t finished with creation on the sixth day, because he made a co-creator, man and woman, who would continue God’s work of creation down the centuries.  That’s why we call having a baby “procreation,” because every mom and dad shares in God’s original work of creation.  In other words, God didn’t want to hoard all the glory of creation for himself; he wanted to share it with us.  Like Malcolm Butler, God pointed at earth and looked down at us and said: “You make creation possible, too.”  And I think God winks at us, when we do something great.

             You know, eventually everyone does something superlative.  You may not win the Superbowl or the Australian Open.  But you may finally get grandma’s spaghetti sauce recipe just right.  You may land that deal with a client that takes your company to the next level.  You may finally give a sermon that someone doesn’t sleep through.  Or, you may just get through a whole day without screaming at your children.  When those monumental moments happen, who will you be like: the Butler or the Joker?  Will you give the glory to God or hoard it for yourself?  God created you in his image and likeness, which means he made you a co-creator, give him a little credit.  Next time you do something great, do like the Butler and blame God: point at heaven, look up and wink.


            Praised be Jesu
s Christ!

Nike

A meditation for a marathon
Colossians 3:15-17

             Let the peace of Christ rule in your hearts, since as members of one body you were called to peace. And be thankful.  Let the message of Christ dwell among you richly as you teach and admonish one another with all wisdom through psalms, hymns, and songs from the Spirit, singing to God with gratitude in your hearts.  And whatever you do, whether in word or deed, do it all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God the Father through him.

            Running is a fascinating phenomenon, because everyone runs for a different reason.  Marathoners are no different, except we’re all a little crazy for wanting to run 26.2 miles, starting with the first marathoner, Pheidippides.  In 420 B.C. he ran from the city of Marathon to Athens to report the Greek victory over the Persians.  He uttered the word, “Nike!” – which means “Victory!” – and collapsed and died.  That’s why we’re here this evening: to pray for the safety of all marathoners.  So that at the end of the race, you, too, can say like Pheidippides, “Nike!” (Victory!) and still go and enjoy your beer.  (It’s okay to say “beer” in a Catholic church.)

            So, let me ask you: why are you running tomorrow in the Fort Smith Marathon?  Some of you may be running as a personal challenge to yourself, a new personal best, which really means you’re running for your ego.  But marathons are not very kind to egos.  My first marathon was in Tulsa, OK, the “Route 66 Marathon.”  I was feeling pretty good till about mile 20, and then the proverbial wheels came off.  As if that wasn’t bad enough, about that time, I was passed by a lady wearing a t-shirt that had written on the back, “You have just been passed by a mother of 8!”  And then, I was passed by her 8 children!  For those of you running in the full marathon tomorrow, leave you ego at the starting line.

            Other people run for the health benefits.  This is actually the marketing strategy of the shoe company ASICS.  Now, before I say another word, I want you to know I’m not getting a kickback from ASICS for saying this!  The name ASICS is actually an acronym, the 5 letters stand for 5 Latin words: “Anima Sana In Corpore Sano.”  Some of you Catholic old timers will know that means, “a sound mind in a sound body.”  Those of you running in the relay and half-marathon will certainly feel the health benefits of running.  Those, however, running in the full marathon will notice those health benefits declining sharply at about mile 20.  That’s why after our fourth marathon, my friends and I call it the “fool marathon,” spelled, “F-O-O-L marathon,” the fool marathon.  Health benefits will not be shared equally by all runners tomorrow.

            Other runners lace up for more altruistic reasons, that is, they run for a “cause.”  I am always inspired by these people.  Some are raising money for breast cancer research, others run in memory of a loved one who has died.  In the 4 marathons I ran, we asked people to sponsor us to raise scholarship money for our Catholic elementary school.  Others run in solidarity with those who run for a cause to show love and support and sacrifice.  I’m especially mindful of all the volunteers who will be “running” all day tomorrow.  They won't wear a number on their shirt, but they will be running all day to make sure streets are marked and water and Gatorade cups are filled.  A heartfelt thanks to all the volunteers, without whom we couldn't finish the race!

            But may I suggest to you another reason to run, a Christian reason?  St. Paul tells the Colossians: “And whatever you do, in word or deed, do it all in the name of the Lord, giving thanks to God the Father through him.”  In other words, a Christian’s main motivation for a marathon is not for his or her ego, nor for their physical health, nor even primarily for a worth-while cause, good as these things are.  Rather, a Christian runs for the same reason he or she does anything else: to give glory and thanks to God.  You see, we should do everything in the name of the Lord Jesus, whether we're walking or running, sleeping or eating, reading the Bible or reading the comics.

            Do  you remember the classic running movie, “The Chariots of Fire”?  It’s about two runners: one who ran for his ego and the other who ran for his God.  The second one, Eric Liddell, said in the movie, “I believe God made me for a purpose, but he also made me fast.  And when I run, I feel his pleasure.”  Eric Liddell followed
St. Paul’s advice and did everything in the name of the Lord (he became a Presbyterian minister as well), and because he did that, he always felt God’s pleasure.  That’s my prayer for all of you who participate in the marathon tomorrow, volunteers and runners: do everything in the name of the Lord!  Then, you, too, will feel God’s pleasure, even if you're at mile 20, and even if you’re being passed by a mother of 8 children!


Praised be Jesus Christ!

Never Change

Holding on tightly to Jesus
Hebrews 13:5-8
 
Let your life be free from love of money but be content with what you have, for he has said, I will never forsake you or abandon you. Thus we may say with confidence: The Lord is my helper, and I will not be afraid. What can anyone do to me? Remember your leaders who spoke the word of God to you. Consider the outcome of their way of life and imitate their faith. Jesus Christ is the same yesterday, today, and forever.

            We all have things we love and hold on tightly to and we don’t want these things to change.  Is there anything you hope will never change and you won’t lose?  The “Peanuts” character Linus loved his blue blanket and never wanted to lose it.  Some children come to Mass with their Teddy Bear or doll, and I give them a blessing, but not Holy Communion!  When I was in high school, we used to say to our friends, “Love you.  Mean it.  Never change!”  We wanted to stay friends forever, and never lose touch with each other.

             One of the most powerful lessons of my life was also the most painful: I learned that sometimes things do change even though we hold on tightly to them.  When I was 7 years old, my family moved half way around the world and came to the United States, and everything changed for me.  I lost my friends, I left my neighborhood, I lost my house, and most importantly, I left Indian food!  But that taught me a very valuable lesson: everything in this world changes except one thing, one Person.  Do you know who that is?  It’s God.  He is everywhere and we can always hold on tightly to him.

             In the first reading today, the Letter to the Hebrews tells us the one Person we can always hold on to.  Who does Hebrews say it is?  It’s Jesus!  Boys and girls, here’s one Bible verse every Christian should memorize and hold on tightly to, just as tightly as to your blanket and Teddy Bear: Hebrews 13:8.  It reads, “Jesus Christ is the same, yesterday, today and forever.”  In other words, sooner or later, everything in this world changes, so start holding on tightly to the One who never changes, who will be around, “yesterday, today and forever.”  Jesus is the only One to whom we can really say, “Love you. Mean it. Never change.”  Because he doesn’t.

             Boys and girls, changes are hard, and we’ve had quite a few in our school lately.  It’s hard when there’s a priest change; it was very hard when Msgr. Galvin died, and then we’ve had lots of new priests since then.  You should know that changes are hard for priests, too.  We get comfortable in a certain parish, and we have our blankets and Teddy Bears there!  It’s hard for priests to move to a new parish.  A couple of teachers retired last year: Mrs. Janet Smith and Sr. Mary Sarto, and we miss them.  They are now probably sitting on a beach in Florida working on their tans – so not all changes are hard!  And the hardest change of all is when someone dies, like Mr. Martinez.  But I don’t want you to be sad thinking about all these changes. I want you to remember the lesson I learned when I was 7: even though everything changes, God never does.  I want you to hold on all the tighter to Jesus, the One who never changes.

            So, go ahead and hang on to your blanket, and hug your Teddy Bear, and give Fr. John lots of hugs and kisses!  But only to one Person can we say with complete confidence: “Love you. Mean it. Never change!”  That is Jesus.


            Praised be Jesus Christ!