Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Catholic Foodies

Having a healthy relationship with food
 Proverbs 9:1-6
Wisdom has built her house, she has set up her seven columns; she has dressed her meat, mixed her wine, yes, she has spread her table. She has sent out her maidens; she calls from the heights out over the city: “Let whoever is simple turn in here; To the one who lacks understanding, she says, Come, eat of my food, and drink of the wine I have mixed! Forsake foolishness that you may live; advance in the way of understanding.”

            Do you know what a “foodie” is?  It’s a person who loves anything and everything about food.  Would you raise your hand if you’re a foodie?  Here’s how Wikipedia describes a foodie: “Typical foodie interests and activities include the food industry, wineries and wine tasting, breweries and beer sampling, food science, following restaurant openings and closings, food distribution, food fads, health and nutrition, cooking classes, culinary tourism, and restaurant management.”  Next to a foodie, I am a culinary caveman because I don’t know anything about food.

            But I’ve noticed that foodies have a certain wisdom regarding food: certain do’s and don’t’s, how to make the most of your meal.  Let me share a few examples.  A priest-friend who’s a foodie, believes your should never miss breakfast and so he loves to say, “Breakfast is the most important meal…of the morning.”  If you didn’t get that you probably didn’t have breakfast this morning.  Another foodie friend says “eat your colors,” meaning that there should be plenty of colors on your plate, not just brown and yellow (all fried foods!). Colorful food ensures you get plenty of vitamins and minerals.  Another foodie says, “fill your mouth with words, not just food.”  That means that supper should also be a social experience: it’s about the people not just about the potatoes.  I’ll never forget when Msgr. Hebert, a gourmet foodie, gave a talk to us seminarians and held up a spoon and announced, “This is a spoon, not a shovel.”  Know anyone who uses a spoon like a shovel?  Foodies don’t do that. Recently, I learned that when you try to lose weight, “it’s 90% diet and only 10% exercise.”  In other words, good health is more about what you don’t eat as what you do eat.  I was so depressed to hear that I went and ate a double cheeseburger.  You see, foodies have not only learned to love food, they have also learned a certain wisdom about food, that is, how to have a healthy relationship with food: food is a friend, not a foe.  Would you say you have a healthy relationship with food, or are you just a culinary caveman like me?

            Our Scripture readings today invite us to be spiritual foodies.  The book of Proverbs says, “Come, eat my food, and drink the wine I have mixed!  Forsake foolishness that you may live; advance in the way of understanding.”  In other words, try to see the whole Bible as a 73 course gourmet meal (because there are 73 books of the Bible).  One of my favorite Scriptures is Jeremiah 15:16, which reads, “When I found your words, O Lord, I devoured them.  They became the joy and the happiness of my heart.”  And in the gospel Jesus serves a delicious new dish for his disciples, saying, “I am the bread that came down from heaven…and the bread that I will give is my flesh for the life of the world.”  Clearly, Jesus is talking about Bread we taste as Mass, the Body of Christ.  The Jews, however, were culinary cavemen like me and said, “How can this man give us his flesh to eat?”  They didn’t get it, and so they didn’t get it, and they walked away.  Sadly, recent research shows that only 50% of Catholics believe the bread is really Jesus, too.  That means that half the people in this church don’t believe in the Eucharist.  Or, maybe that means we all believe, but St. Boniface parishioners don’t!  Foodies know and love food; Catholic foodies know and love spiritual food: the Bible and the Body of Christ.

            My friends, just like we need to have a healthy relationship with material food, so we need to have a healthy relationship with spiritual food.  Here are some ways you can see if you are a Catholic foodie.  First of all, do you consume the Word of God, the Bible, like Proverbs said?  I didn’t ask if you HAVE a Bible, I asked if you READ the Bible.  A Bible in the hand is worth more than two on the shelf!  Secondly, I hope everyone had a great summer vacation, laying on the beach, working on your tan.  Everyone wants to look like Fr. John!  But I hope you didn’t skip Mass on Sunday, taking a vacation from your vocation, and starving spiritually.  Now, here’s something a Catholic foodie would never do: chew gum when they come up for Holy Communion.  Do you chew gum before you eat your cheeseburger?  Of course, not!  So, don’t chew gum at Mass before you eat the Bread of Life.  I gotta tell you how proud I am of one teenage girl from our parish who emailed me and asked what she should do about Mass because she would be camping on Saturday and Sunday with friends.  She decided to come to our last-chance Mass on Sunday at 5.  That young girl is a Catholic foodie, because she didn’t want to miss a good meal.  I am also so proud of our non-Catholics and even some Catholics who come up with their arms folded to get a blessing because they cannot receive Communion.  These folks are Catholic foodies because they know that sometimes a healthy diet has more to do with what you DON’T eat as it does with what you DO eat.  It’s 90% diet and only 10% exercise.  So, what does all this mean?  It simply means that when it comes to spiritual food, you only have two choices: you can be a Catholic foodie or a culinary caveman.

            By the way, have you heard this little bit of foodie wisdom, “a minute on the lips, but a lifetime on the hips”?  Someone jokingly said that means that kissing someone leads to more until you’re carrying a baby on your hips!  No, that’s not it.  That saying means you should think twice about what you put into your mouth.  Good health has to do with what you eat and what you don’t eat, and that’s true whether it’s a blueberry pancake or the Body of Christ.


            Praised be Jesus Christ!

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