Friday, September 16, 2016

Footrace with Flash

Seeking super help from our patron saints  

Mark 6:17-29  Herod was the one who had John the Baptist arrested and bound in prison on account of Herodias, the wife of his brother Philip, whom he had married. John had said to Herod, “It is not lawful for you to have your brother’s wife.” So he promptly dispatched an executioner with orders to bring back his head. He went off and beheaded him in the prison. He brought in the head on a platter and gave it to the girl. The girl in turn gave it to her mother. When his disciples heard about it, they came and took his body and laid it in a tomb.   
          If you had to choose one, who would be your favorite superhero? You know, would it be Batman, or Wonder Woman, or Superman or Green Lantern? I’ll never forget that classic conversation between Hurley and Charlie in the T.V. show LOST, where they debate who’s faster, Superman or Flash. In case you forgot, here’s what they said. Charlie said, “You’re insane, mate, Superman can fly around the entire planet in the blink of an eye.” Hurley retorted, “Dude, if we’re going by a pure foot race, Superman would get dusted by the Flash.” Charlie replies incredulously, “Well, why would the MAN OF STEEL agree to a sodding foot race??” Still unperturbed, Hurley says simply: “Uh, for charity, and Flash would totally win, cause he can like vibrate through walls and stuff.” Well, there you go: who can argue with vibrating through walls?   
          Now, everyone knows that to be a superhero, you have to have a superpower. For example, Flash can run really fast, and Wonder Woman has an invisible jet. I remember one priest-friend of mine wrote on his Facebook page that his superpower was “transubstantiation,” changing the bread and wine into the Body and Blood of Christ. But Flash would totally dust my priest-friend in a footrace.   
          Well, we Catholics, too, believe in superheroes, but we just call them “saints.” And just like all superheroes have special powers, so all our saints have miraculous powers, too, which is what they are the “patrons of.” For instance, we invoke St. Anthony to use his superpower to help us find something when it’s lost. St. Thomas Aquinas is patron saint of students and often invoked before a test. St. Lucy is patron saint of eye problems. And soon, St. Mother Teresa will be patron saint of love for the poorest of the poor. You see, every saint, like very superhero, has to demonstrate a superpower, in more precise parlance, that’s called their “heroic virtue.”   
          Every August 29, we celebrate the Feast of the Beheading of St. John the Baptist, the day of his martyrdom, when he bore witness to Christ with his blood. Like all other saintly superheroes, St. John also has a superpower, or heroic virtue, namely, he’s the patron saint of baptism and conversion and tailors. But to be honest, he probably could not beat Flash in a foot race. You see, St. John the Baptist lost his head in Herod’s prison, but he saved his soul by being faithful to his mission as precursor of Christ. That’s why Jesus praised him so highly saying: “No man born of woman is great than John the Baptist” (Mt. 11:11).   
          Today, let me invite you to argue and debate not about your favorite superhero, but about your favorite saint. Pick a particular patron saint, especially one with the special superpower – that heroic virtue – that you lack the most. Maybe you need more humility or purity or patience, or maybe you need to overcome greed or laziness or pride, maybe you need to sit longer in silence or persevere in prayer. There’s a patron saint with precisely that superpower, that heroic virtue.  Invoke their intercession, and be blessed by their virtues. You know, you may not beat Flash in a foot race on earth. But you will beat Flash in the foot race that ends in heaven.   

          Praised be Jesus Christ!

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